wier-min:

Sasuke isn’t the last of the Uchiha clan…

wwhatevver-ampora:

queen-of-tacos:

sprinkle—some—love:

Oh my Hussie.

HOW DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

rizucchini:

WIGGLY 413

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
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tags:
# basically

sexpansion:

Mood 2/13/14: fuck

» white buoys be like

tupacabra:

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tags:
# omfg

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

(Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer)

lovelessninja142:

sleeping style of our snk boys

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tags:
# dave
# homestuck

holyflaps:

HELLO THANK U NEW FOLLOWERS U FOLLOWED ME 4 HOMESTUCK ILL GIVE U HOMESTUCK 

(Source: infantplanet)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

armins-blog:

armins-blog:

what is the scariest thing a child has ever said to you?

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children are terrifying

Describe a bad blowjob
Anonymous

(Source: tobitchrama)

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there